September 2011
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tentaclegirl:
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carloscoreas:
MEAN DISNEY GIRLS.
this is genius.
hahahaha
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Skins, according to Darren
Darren: and one of the characters look like katy perry fa sho
Darren: and one of the kids is the slumdog millionaire and another is beast from the most recent x-men
When I find that person that is right for me and he’ll be wonderful…...
– Taylor Swift
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong...
peaceloveandeminem:
THEM:
And then YOU:
Me. Today. And so half of everyone else since they switched it up on us last minute.
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Subtle ways to tell MTV to fuck off:
mrgolightly:
Win an award for Best Female Artist and accept it as a man.
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We had loved people we really shouldn’t have loved and then married other...
– No one belongs here more than you.
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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
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-Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?
-No, I just wish I could...
– Tina Fey, 30 Rock
I honestly wondered who discovered horse radish, tried it, and decided it would...
– Darren, Passover 2 years ago. I found it written down in an old note.
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392. When you're with new friends, don't just talk...
(via rulesformyunbornson)
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