March 2011
Have I not taught them anything?!?!
Eric walks into my room right now to ask…
Hey so what’s the name of that painting on the roof of the vatican?
And then nce I answer, he kills me again with
So how do you spell Sistine?
Omg, he just walked in while I was typing this and killed me:
So Michelangelo made it right? And what was it for, to show people that God is cool?
When Papi Texts: Cupcake Surprise Fail
- Me: Heading home
- Me: I come bearing gifts!
- Dad: Cash?
- Me: No, you silly
- Dad: Jewelry?
- Me: Yea, im bringing you a pearl necklace.
- Dad: Great
- Dad: But I rather have cash
Modern Family just makes me want to fall in love.
Live your life until love is found, or love is gonna get you down.
“I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.”
—Conor Oberst
“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.” —Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.” —Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872
