Eric walks into my room right now to ask…
Hey so what’s the name of that painting on the roof of the vatican?
And then nce I answer, he kills me again with
So how do you spell Sistine?
Omg, he just walked in while I was typing this and killed me:
So Michelangelo made it right? And what was it for, to show people that God is cool?
- Me: Heading home
- Me: I come bearing gifts!
- Dad: Cash?
- Me: No, you silly
- Dad: Jewelry?
- Me: Yea, im bringing you a pearl necklace.
- Dad: Great
- Dad: But I rather have cash
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.” —Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872