February 2011
Agreement, via text
Me: I think I like the purple grapes more now :)
Dad: I just had some and liked them better
Feb 28th
“I must confess that there is so much that I do not understand.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
“YOU get an Oscar and YOU get an Oscar and YOU get an Oscar…”
– O (via kateoplis)
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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...and when it comes down to it, she'll never...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Lessons from a Professor
Me- "how do you personalize something like a bamboo anyway?"
Prof.E- you personalize it with love and your fingers.
Feb 26th
“I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and...”
– Everything is Illuminated
Feb 26th
Quote of the Day
I’m going to start posting my favorite Jonathan Safran Foer quotes- once a day. I’m almost done with reading “Everything is Illuminated” for the upteenth time so for now they’ll all be from there.
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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Video Project, via text
Me: Hello Sexy! I got two vids from you via email! The only thing, I can't really use the one of my ass. Let me know if you have any others, if not no worries. Thanks my love!
Amanda: But I like your ass/
Feb 26th
“They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but...”
– Carrie Bradshaw 
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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ER Valium (Part 3)
Nana: Hi Mimi what's going on? You are in the E.R.
me: Yea, back pain and in the cervical region
me: I'm fine and I'm valium now so I'm feeling groovy. The pain should leave soon. They're giving me a CT scan to check it all soon.
Nana: Karina told me she saw you there. I know what happened. It's all that dancing we did saturday :)
me: Who's Karina?
Nana: Adita's daughter is in the ER. With a really bad infection in her big toe from a bad pedicure. Podiatrist sent her he's concerned.
me: I'm on valium so I've been saying hi to everyone, so I don't doubt it. I just don't know what she looks like.
Nana: Ha Ha Ha
me: Guys in scrubs are hot
Nana: Yes they are! Their culitos are nice in scrubs :)
me: [Floppy] had a nice culito. I would compare all the guys at work- flaco with a bubble butt.
me: I do miss that.
me: Lol
(5 minutes later)
Nana: I love you :)
Feb 25th
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ER Valium (Part 2)
Frank: ...Hows that valium? ;)
Me: Hehehehehe, the wheelchair ride was like aladin showing me a whole new world
Frank: Hahaha. What earned you that treat?
Me: Cervical back pain
Me: I'm on perkeset too
Me: Let's get a wheelchair for jps house
Frank: Yea, we'll add it to the glasses. You must be in a great place right now haha
Me: Yea, in a toasty blanket
Feb 25th
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Sleep Texting
Frank: Lunch again today?
Me: Im home :/ have fun
Frank: Daleeee
Me: Lol, i'm on a sleeping marathon :)
Frank: You sleep text
Me: hahaha, it's an art thats hard to master grasshopper
Frank: Why would want to master it lol. Ill be texting people that I lost all my teeth and that I'm running around in my neighborhood naked
Me: You have a fear of exposing your inner self to others
Me: I dunno why not- you look great with all that weight loss.
Me:
Frank: EXACTLY! Why would I wanna text that? lol
Feb 25th
“To anyone that ever told you that you’re no good… They’re no better.”
– Hayley Williams
Feb 25th
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“To anyone that ever told you that you’re no good… They’re no better.”
– Hayley Williams
Feb 25th
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ER valium
Me: They're impressed that i know hot to use and move around smoothly in a wheelchair. Robin from work taught me that too.
Dad: The pills are working.
Me: It seems so.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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ListenLykke Li’s cover of Kings of Leon
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“love is like the flu, often people think they’re experiencing it, but most of...”
– Charlie Brooker, How TV Ruined my Life
Feb 23rd
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“In all your life, only a few moments matter. Mostly you never get a good look at...”
– Tana French, Faithful Place
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
“You will walk differently alone, dear, through a thicker atmosphere, forcing...”
–  F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night
Feb 18th
Listendramasinger324: un-cafe-: girlwithtulle: ...
Feb 18th
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“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old...”
– Great quote by Lady Gaga 
Feb 18th
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“you deserve more than my man whoring ways :)”
– -MT, who’s just a friend but also the more blunt form of 90% of what the guy is really telling me in a breakup, lol
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Feb 14th
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